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Fair & Handsome
The Emami guys chose SRK when he was younger and could be easily photoshopped. Today, it will take time, tens of thousands of dollars and a lot of headache to eliminate SRK’s fine lines, wrinkles, crow’s feet, double chin, saggy collagen and KJO marks.
We’d like Emami to switch over to a more realistic guy who’s in desperate need of several beauty treatments — Nawazuddin Siddiqui. He is one guy who can take the Fair & Handsome brand to a whole new level of cool.
When Sunny Leone did that hot condom ad on a beach, the ad makers paired her with a guy who took massive advantage of the situation. His groping and touchy-feely antics may have impaired Sunny’s pious mind.
Therefore, we would like this ad to be reshot with a male that’s genteel, benign and of course, gay — Karan Johar…
The Virat Kohli-Anushka relationship has gathered a lot of dandruff. Grapevine says the couple split because Virat wanted to settle down and make babies and Anushka was okay with the idea so long Virat physically grew the babies inside him.
Though science is evolving, Virat Kohli didn’t want his babies to face bouncers and therefore figured that the differences were irreconcilable and decided to split.
We’d like them to shoot the All Clear ad once again. Yay!
Cadbury (Thoda Meetha Ho Jai)
Aamir Khan’s booted out of the Incredible India campaign and Amitabh Bachchan has been signed up.
Time to rework the Cadbury ad wherein Amitabh buries the hatchet by offering sweety chocolate to the crestfallen Aamir.
Pepsi (Change The Game)
Ranbir Kapoor just changed the game. He ditched Katrina and hitched Alia.
This move is one hell of a game changer. It depicts evolution in reverse by proving that modern man now prefers moronic babes over intelligent ladies.
Therefore, the Pepsi ad needs to be reworked.
Note: Alia was actually happy when she understood that she was going steady with Ranbir. What you see in the ad is her way of expressing happiness.
Guess what she does when Ranbir asks her to snore…
5 Star Chocolates
If ads won Emmies, this entry from India would have got one.
The Cadbury 5-Star ads has two morons chewing on creamy 5 Stars and forgetting their goal. The tagline — “Jo Khaye, Kho Jaye” (The person who eats a 5-Star gets lost in the experience).
This can be applied to Arvind Kejriwal and Manish Sisodia who are double-handedly screwing Delhi from all its orifices. These dudes need to forget their immediate goals by munching on a truckload of 5 Stars.
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