10 Gay Casting Couch Pick Up Lines Inspired by Ranveer Singh’s Songs

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Every few months, Ranveer Singh keeps saying that he was propositioned by a male producer who urged him to be smart and sexy and be open to take and touch (meaning that his producer wanted Ranveer to get on the casting couch).

Ranveer says he refused, but there’s no proof of that. And, why the hell does he keep narrating this incident every few months? Is he trying to confess to a past sin? Is he giving Deepika a message that she should undergo a sex change surgery? Who knows.

Here are 10 spoofed casting couch pick up lines that are inspired by songs from Ranveer’s flicks.

  1. Band Baaja Baaraat (Dum Dum)

#1

Producer: Juk jaayiye juk jaayiye ….dum dum

Ranveer: Muteyara pe vaara, ghar jaidaad sab hara

 

  1. Band Baaja Baaraat (Ainvayi Ainvayi)

#2

Producer: Tu toh ainvayi ainvayi lut gaya

Ranveer: Tu toh chai meh dooba biskit ho gaya… main toh ainvayi ainvayi lut gaya

 

  1. Ladies vs Ricky Bahl (Aadat se majboor)

Producer:
Entry hai phoonk si, exit toofan hai,

Yeh muh dikhai hai meri

Haan main toh hoon mashoor

main hoon Aadat se majboor

Ranveer:

Main hoon munda bada changa lekin neeyat gandi

Main bhi hoon aadat se majboor

 

  1. Lootera (Sawaar loon)

Producer:

Badal rahi hai aaj zindagi ki chaal zara,

Issi bahaane kyun naa main bhi dil ka haal zara,

Kya tujhe main sanwaar loon, haaye, sawaar loon?

Ranveer:

Gulon ki shokhiyaan jo bhanwre aake loot gaye

Badal rahi hai aaj zindagi ki chaal zara

Sanwaar loon haaye sawaar loon

 

  1. Ram Leela (Ram chahe Leela)

Ranveer:

Rakh pocket mein ghoda

De ghode ko lagaam..

Ram chahe Leela, Leela chaahe Ram

Producer:

Bullet bhi ek aur ek hi hai jaan

Har bullet pe likha marne wale ka naam

Ram chahe Leela, Leela chaahe Ram

 

  1. Gunday (Tune maari entriyaan)

Producer:

Arey taada taadi karna

Na ab nahi sudharna

Phootne laga hai

Arey chaahaton ka jharna

Ranveer:
Tune maari entriyaan re

Dil mein baji ghantiyaan re

Tang tang tang…

 

  1. Gunday (Asalaam-e-Ishquum)

Producer:

Meri aadayein teer hain

Mere yaar nishaana tum

Asalaam-e-Ishquum yaara

Ranveer:

Haan maar de ya chhod de tu

Rakh le dil ya tod de tu

Aisa koi mod de tu

Zindagi mein ho mazaa

 

  1. Dil Dhadakne Do (Dil Dhadakne Do)

Producer:

Jazbaat pighle pighle hain toh kyun na ho

Khayalaat behke behke hain toh kyun na ho

Ranveer:

Chhodo saare aise tum bahaane

Dil Dhadakne do

 

  1. Bajirao Mastani (Deewani Mastani)

Producer:

Ek tu hi khayalon mein utra hai

Bas jhoom jhoom jhoom jhoom jaata hai dil

Tu mastani hai..

Tu deewani hai..

Ranveer:

Zakham aisa tune lagaya

Deewani, deewani, deewani, deewani ho gayi

Marham aisa tune lagaya

Ruhaani, ruhaani, ruhaani, ruhaani ho gayi

 

  1. Bajirao Mastani (Malhari)

Ranveer:

Kadak tadak bhadak jhaali

Chatak matak vatak jhaali

Dushman ki dekho jo waat laavli

Producer:

Dheere dheere badhi chali, badhi chali

Hai jo thi chingari, choti chingari

Bhari bhari bhari bhari bhari bhari

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