10 Christmas Gifts For Indian Celebrities

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10 Christmas Gifts For Indian Celebrities 3.67/5 (73.33%) 3 votes

#1

Celeb: Ranbir Kapoor
Gift: Free Pass to a Career Suicide Prevention Conference

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Pros: Post the Dilwale flop, SRK might just walk in and share his misery with Ranbir.

Cons: The problem is that no one from Bollywood will ever attend such a conference. Worse, there won’t be any speakers as well. Plus, Ranbir may get dejected some more because the Paparazzi won’t be around.

#2

Celeb: Imran Khan

Gift: An Almost-Finished Tic Tac Toe Board Game That Is an Anti-Climax

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Pros: After being called a mentally challenged idiot by Rahul Rawail, this game will help restore confidence in himself and his cardboard-style acting.

Cons: Aamir Khan may decide to play against Imran Khan and claim he already won because he was working with the X’s.

#3

Celeb: Alia Bhatt

Gift: Gillette Presto Shaving Razor

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Pros: Shandaar proved Alia’s fetish for sprouting facial hair. That it proved Shahid’s penchant for moustached females is another story. The Gillette Presto razor comes with a twin blade system that can easily remove Alia’s facial fuzz.

Cons: Men like Shahid Kapoor who like it when their females sport a hairy face, may get a huge turn off. Also, if Alia uses it without applying shaving foam, there will be hell to pay. Gulabo, jara Gillette guma lo….

#4

Celeb: Arvind Kejriwal

Gift: Duct Tape

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Pros: Applying duct tape over his gargantuan mouth every morning will stop Arvind Kejriwal from spewing insults, expletives and moronisms…

Cons: Arvind entertainment quotient will fall to a new low.

# 5

Celeb: Sonakshi Sinha

Gift: Enell High Impact Sports Bra

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Pros: This high impact bra will nicely hold Sonakshi’s b__bs and restrain her mega busts from folding into comfy lumps. The bra’s high neckline will stop her hooters from playing peekaboo as well.

Cons: What! No wardrobe malfunctions expected from Sonakshi! How cruel!

# 6

Celeb: All Members of the Rajya Sabha

Gift: Holy Crap Tea/Coffee Mug

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Pros: The ugliness and the vulgarity of the cup will ruin each member’s day — which is what the Indian public wants .

Cons: The mug will put the members in a bad mood and they may rush into the well of the house even more frequently and stall important bills.

# 7

Celeb: Deepika Padukone

Gift: Air Padded Backless Seamless Invisible Silicone Adhesive Strapless Super Push Up Bra

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Pros: Deepika Padukone is extremely mastani, fit, talented and intelligent. But there’s something lacking between her chin and her navel. This gift will fulfill what’s lacking.

Cons: What will happen when the maniacal Ranveer Singh eats it up?.

# 8

Celeb: Lalit Modi

Gift: Mock UK permanent Residency Card

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Pros: Hounded by the Indian authorities but protected by our politicians, Lalit Modi is a worried man. This mock residency card will reduce his stress levels for a few hours.

Cons: Once he realizes the card is fake, he may reveal a few secrets about our politicians.

# 9

Celeb: Karan Johar

Gift: Santa Butt Airline Pillow

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Pros: Feel sad and sorry for Karan Johar and want him to enjoy life? Gift him a Santa butt pillow that he can wrap around his effeminate neck and proceed to … oh forget it..

Cons: Karan may get addicted to the pillow and break his “friendship” with SRK.

# 10

Celeb: Vidya Balan

Gift: The Toilet Screamer

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Pros: Vidya Balan, our original Sauchh gal, must be hating it every time she advocates constructing a toilet to a village denizen. This gift will help her scare the living daylights out of pesky villagers. Once attached to the flush tank, the toilet screamer screams like a banshee every time the toilet cover comes in contact with it.

Cons: Khap Panchayats will go beyond hammer and tongs behind the Balan babe. NH21-2?

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